The only way to win is to be the best. The very best.

I Love Scotch, Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

If you were a man, I would punch you. I’d punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league.

You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La – Lanolin? Like – like sheep’s wool?

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.