You can teach a rhesus monkey to be a director in a day.

If you’re gonna do a $20 million Star Wars rip-off, you need somebody who’s a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who will produce a fake movie. For free.

Bad news, bad news. Even when it’s good news, it’s bad news. John Wayne’s in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.

Sir, exfils are like abortions. You don’t wanna need one. But when you do, you don’t do it yourself.

This is what I do. I get people out. And I’ve never left anyone behind.