Love is an emotion. And emotions are not rational. You fall in love. You fall. You lose control.

First a murderer, then he becomes a Christian. What did I do to deserve this?

Too bad the Jewish religion doesn’t have an afterlife. They’d get a lot more customers.

Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ But the examined one, is no bargain.

Some people only understand a good punch in the nose.