You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

If I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. And also, there’s about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.

Some kinds of anger can’t be managed.

Let’s pro/con this superhero thing. Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger, ensemble team movies. Con: they’re all lame- ass teacher’s pets!

Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel.