I want to know what your hopes and your dreams are that got lost along the way when I was thinking about myself.

No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied.

I never take advantage of a woman. I give women pleasure, if they desire it. It is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.

Truth is a terrible habit.

Sadly, I must report that the last patient I ever treated, the great lover Don Juan DeMarco, suffered from a romanticism which was completely incurable, and even worse, highly contagious.