This is a drama, Mannix, a real drama. It’s an adaptation of a Broadway smash! It requires the skills of a trained thespian, not a rodeo clown!

“Thanks, but no thanks.” How long was that?

It’s complicated.

Hail, Caesar! is a prestige picture, our biggest release of the year, and we’re devoting huge resources to its production in order to make it first-class in every respect.

People don’t want the facts, they wanna believe!