Don’t worry. I haven’t crash in a couple of days. But that was intentional.

Let’s get moving though ’cause I kinda stole this thing.

We are going to kick some serious alien ass.

On behalf of the planet Earth, happy Fourth of July!

I understand that many people around the world are tuning into this channel on their shortwave radios. To you out there and here at home. Make no mistake, this is humanity’s last stand. What we do in the next twelve minutes will either define the human race or finish it. To those of you listening: No matter your nationality, color, or creed, I ask that all of you pray for us. No matter our differences, we are all one people. Whatever happens, succeed or fail, we will face it together, standing as one.