Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.

MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!

I thought you were good Paul… but you’re not good. You’re just another lying ol’ dirty birdy.

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.