I could be one pool party away from starring in a new Polanski movie.

Don’t cry in front of the Mexicans.

Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It’s called manslaughter.

If coming face-to-face with the failure that is your career ain’t worth crying about, then I don’t know what the f*** is.

Most important thing in this town is, when you’re making money, you buy a house in town. You don’t rent.