You know, I was gonna take that propane and blow the doors off, but I’ll happily blow your doors off first.

Most people go through life thinkin’ they’re totally safe. People like us, we know the truth. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.

What’s out there knows that you’re alive, and it wants you to be… un-alive.

I want a flamethrower. I’m serious. I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.

We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we’re keeping Michigan moist.