Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my head, I don’t think I could even look at another woman.

It’s hard for me to care about this when nobody cares about me as a black human man, you feel me? Like, Caitlyn Jenner is just doing what rich white men been doing since the dawn of time, which is whatever the hell he want. So why should I care? What make him so special?

Chinese people are short ’cause of Genghis Khan.

AIDS was invented to keep Wilt Chamberlain from beating Steve McQueen’s sex record.

Sexuality is a spectrum. You can really do whatever you want.