Did you not plan for this contingency? Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.

Walter never told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best with just a right amount of dirty.

If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.

Pain is weakness leaving your body.

What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?