It was Gloria Swanson who was robbed in 1950, not you, b**ch!

If Crawford couldn’t ruin the picture, nobody could.

Lying is what we do for a living, kid.

This isn’t real life, this is Hollywood, Hedda. It’s all fake, from the manicured lawns in the desert to your manufactured concern.

I admire her talent and her craft. And I will have her respect. Even if I have to kill both of us to get it.