I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there’s no room for anything excess in there.

I have got your money, and you’ll never see it, and your fly’s still open.

What you guys don’t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me!

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.