I am horrified this place doesn’t have a bar. Have I mentioned that I am absolutely f***ing horrified? What, they think we can’t drink and skate at the same time?

Ow! Stop hitting me with knowledge!

If you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad, and make a pretty cry-face, you are punished.

Who doesn’t trust a man with a mustache full of coke?

I don’t have to explain myself. That’s the beauty of being a director.