Give Donnie a kiss on the cheek, then go wash your mouth out with kerosene. For your own good, of course.

Oh, hey, Nicole. How you doing? I thought the bleeding ulcers would have got you by now.

Corporations keep general counsels in order to have someone to blame if things go badly.

Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

We’re liars by trade, we practice law.