Just imagine how awful it might have been if we’d been at all competent.

If you’ve got to go, then go with style!

I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then… oh, lookie here, it’s Lucifer and the guys.

Animals don’t kill each other with clever machines, Angel. Only humans do that.

There aren’t any right people. There’s just God, moving in mysterious ways and not talking to any of us!