Trigger doesn’t have many friends or opportunities for social outlet. Every weekend he goes down to the park and throws bread to the ducks. To him it’s a dinner party. So, during the week he has a straight choice between sitting in the cemetery or sitting in this pub. Unfortunately, the cemetery closes at six.

When I see him standing there what this says to me, this says here is a man who has worked hard all his life for an honest crust. Here is a man of strong principles, here is a man you can trust. You see what I’m saying, you see how easy it is to fool people?

There was a very interesting article in the paper the other day. Did you know that Taiwan is the only country in the world that don’t have any rubbish dumps? They just send it all to him.

I think we’re on a winner here, Trig, alright? Play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool. You know what I mean?

He fought and died for his country… many times.