Bit Soup. It’s like alphabet soup but it’s ones and zeros instead of the letters.

Wait, is this a wheat beer? I can’t drink this without a lemon.

Everybody who’s ever sued me has settled out of court. Pussies.

Pedophiles are typically not early adopters, so we would miss out on that whole market. That’s problematic.

You look like a ferret that gave up on himself six months ago.