Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.

If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it.

I still control this house! I’m just doing it from in there.

Women are supposed to be mothers. It’s supposed to be natural. It comes with the t*ts, right? The equipment is pre-installed.

First time at a jazz club, raise your hand. Just me? Wow. Only virgin. Losing my virginity to a bunch of jazz musicians, every Jewish mother’s worst nightmare.