Okay. How about this? You can watch football, all by yourself, which is totally normal, but with me.

Baby arugula is just as bad as grown-up arugula.

I believe in good people. Of course, I voted for Nixon, so you got to take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Perfect place to break your seal, right? Now, remember, most of ’em will probably be asleep. The rest won’t remember this tomorrow. And most of them lived through World War II, so no matter how bad you are, they’ve seen worse.

Manny out!