Two and a Half Men
Released
22 Sep 2003
Country of Production
USA
Language
English
Total Seasons
Production
N/A
Runtime
22 min
Rated
TV-14
Awards
Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 30 wins & 70 nominations.
No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don’t need a wife.
Jake Harper
I watch one donkey sex show, and you make me pay for it the rest of my life!
Alan Harper
It’s just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know.
Charlie Harper
Because we love them and want to protect them. A clueless woman is a happy woman.
Charlie Harper
Yeah, looks that way. You’re lucky. When I was a kid I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Charlie Harper